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Name Chloe Pineapple.
Location On Top Of A Rainbow. <3
Birthday Jul 27
Member Since Feb 08, 2012
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Hi Pineapple~!
I'm Agent Chloe, Hawaiian Pineapple Ninja at yo service. 
Or so, I wish. ;D

Thanks for stopping by, have a pineapple or two. They taste great when you bake 'em. In a cake. Which I will then steal from you. Mwahahahaha~!

I love writing BUT writing about boyxgirl stories got kinda...repetitive (Teehee, funny word). So while I'm working on those stories, I also work on BoyxBoy.
Besides, who doesn't love the idea of two hot guys making out? *_* Except for the fact, that all hopes to get with them have been crushed. T-T
If they're together though, IT'S TOTALLY AWESOME. ;D

I'm definitely a girl but sometimes I worry about my mind. It can get very dirty in there and I worry because I feel like I might actually have the mind of a boy. A gay one, though. ;D

Sergio Roma: "I'm mind-f*cking the shit out of you." 
Aaron Green: "Well I hope you're wearing a condom cause I have a dirty mind."

But then, I realize that's highly impossible because my mind is just as complicated as the rest of my gender! >;D

Teehee. I like to laugh. A lot. XD So when I grow older, my grandkids can go, "Whoa Grandma. You've got a lotta wrinkles."
Then I can spank 'em and say, "HELL NO! THESE ARE LAUGHTER LINES!"

I love the colour Apple Green. <3

I'm a Leo. RAWR. (To quote TBBT, "It tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relevant to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.") Ahahahaha, you gotta love Sheldon Cooper!

Good girls are just bad girls who never get caught. ;D

If you're just a randomly nice individual or you make me laugh, you can join my House of Hoes. (The gardening tool, silly.)

And since this is a FAQ:
I love Pineapples mainly because Psych, one of my favourite shows mentions it way too often. They brainwashed me into loving Pineapples. *-*
La La Laaaaahve you guys. <3



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